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One More Lawn Radio Station List

November 14, 2026971 words5 min read

A comprehensive list of the English demo songs and absurdist tracks found on One More Lawn Radio.

One More Lawn Radio is a broadcast feature containing a specialized playlist of English demo songs. The station is characterized by its absurdist, comedic, and often crude lyrical content, featuring songs that detail medical anomalies, unconventional hygiene, and surreal personal confessions. The current confirmed playlist consists of tracks that blend various musical styles with high-concept, nonsensical storytelling.

Station Overview

The English demo playlist for One More Lawn Radio features a series of tracks performed by a male vocalist. These songs often follow a narrative structure where a mundane situation—such as eating breakfast or playing an instrument—devolves into a bizarre or impossible event.

!(Gameplay video reference)(https://img.youtube.com/vi/e2Yca5pGzK4/hqdefault.jpg) Gameplay video reference: One More Lawn Radio | English Demo Songs Only (Full Playlist)

Complete Song List

The following tracks are confirmed to be part of the One More Lawn Radio English demo rotation:

Anatomical and Medical Anomalies

  • "My Nipple Flew Away": A narrative song describing a persistent itch on the right nipple. The protagonist attempts to trim the hair with scissors in a church, resulting in the nipple "taking flight" and landing in an offering plate.
  • "Cockroach Out of My Asshole": A track detailing a violent sneeze that results in a cockroach emerging from the protagonist's body. The lyrics mention a doctor discovering a "family" of roaches living inside a "small house" within the patient.
  • "Peanut Butter Pee": A song about a condition where the protagonist excretes creamy or chunky peanut butter instead of urine. The lyrics describe the subject spreading the discharge on toast, claiming it is "good for the soul."
  • "Two Butts": A logistical track about waking up with an additional posterior. The protagonist describes the need for a wider stance, a larger office chair, and a schedule to decide which "butt" to use on specific days of the week.
  • "My Farts Answer My Questions": A track where the protagonist's flatulence acts as a sentient advisor named Thomas. The farts are capable of solving math problems (2+2=4), identifying the President, and locating lost wallets.

Hygiene and Grooming

  • "Butt Hairs": A tribute song to the "forest of the soul." The lyrics describe the hairs as the "guardians of the ass" that tangle with toilet paper and catch sweat, emphasizing a refusal to shave or wax them.
  • "Screwdriver Under My Toenail": A song about an attempt to clean dirty toenails with a large screwdriver. The tool slips and impales the protagonist from the lower body through to the nose, resulting in an involuntary dance.
  • "Pubic Hair Fade": A grooming-centric track about using clippers (guards #8 to #6) to give pubic hair a professional gradient fade. The protagonist compares the result to a "skyscraper with a garden on the floor."

Musical Performance Challenges

  • "Every Time I Blow I Fart": A song detailing the protagonist's failed attempt to play a second-hand trumpet. The pressure required to blow into the instrument causes immediate flatulence and occasional "poop," leading to a change of underwear during rehearsals.
  • "Left Ball Itch": A follow-up to the trumpet song where the protagonist switches to guitar. However, the vibration of the low E string causes an intense itch on the left scrotum, forcing the player to scratch with one hand while trying to maintain the rhythm.

Surreal Observations and Confessions

  • "Hard-boiled Egg and Strawberry Jam": A culinary track about mixing a single egg with jam. The resulting "sweet disaster" is described as tasting like a "sock dipped in disaster" and is eventually fed to a cat.
  • "I Pooped on the Table": A song about an accidental bowel movement occurring on a dining table next to the salt and pepper shakers. The protagonist describes it as a "miracle" and the "happiest poop" they ever took.
  • "Belly Button Bluetooth": A technical anomaly song where a protagonist's belly button connects to a car's stereo system. It broadcasts private thoughts—such as opinions on a coworker's coffee breath—to everyone in the vehicle.
  • "Born Transsexual": A mid-tempo track about a revelation occurring while making eggs and mowing the lawn. The protagonist reflects on seeing a new version of themselves in the bathroom mirror.
  • "Super Mega Gay": A song describing a condition where the protagonist becomes "a little more gay" every day, particularly on Saturdays, accompanied by a persistent itch on the left nipple.
  • "Handstand Poop": A track about a "special exercise" where the protagonist poops while doing a handstand against a bathroom wall to build arm strength.
  • "Fork of Truth" (Love Song): A ballad where the protagonist expresses devotion through increasingly bizarre metaphors, including stabbing their own anus with a "fork of truth" and stapling ham to their nipples to keep a partner warm.

Technical Details

The audio for One More Lawn Radio is presented as a continuous playlist. Based on the "English Demo Songs Only" collection, the tracks feature:

  • Vocalist: A single male voice performing all leads and comedic spoken-word sections.
  • Instrumentation: Includes acoustic guitar, trumpet, keyboard, and synthesized drum beats.
  • Total Duration: The primary demo collection runs for approximately 58 minutes and 4 seconds.

The platform and specific game version for this radio station have not been independently confirmed outside of the demo playlist availability.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the name of the talking fart in the lyrics?

According to the track "My Farts Answer My Questions," the fart identifies itself as "Thomas."

How many butts does the protagonist have in the song "Two Butts"?

The protagonist describes having "one more hole" and "two butts" attached side-by-side, requiring a specialized office chair and a sticker-based identification system.

What happens when the protagonist plays the trumpet?

In the song "Every Time I Blow I Fart," the protagonist is unable to complete a song because the air pressure from blowing into the trumpet causes flatulence and occasional bowel accidents.